Good news for those Londoners looking for an un-quiet weekend: Pete Doherty has escaped jail after admitted driving offences and possession of crack cocaine, heroin, ketamine and cannabis. He could be in a car near you tonight!
No news on whether he managed to fit the entire stash into that hat. However, LOTS of news on his four-month suspended sentence (it’s this week’s Kringe) in the papers today. He’ll avoid jail if he’s a good boy for the next two years.
Hm. Easy.
Much more than anyone wants to know, after the jump.
A quick guide to the mess:
- Apparently, he’s a musician
- He is Kate Moss’ “former paramour” (oh Telegraph, how I love you) - who knew?!
- He was arrested back in May while driving a Jaguar in High Street Ken. At least he did it in style, and a salubrious part of town
- He was fined £475 for the driving thing
- He doesn’t appear to have a new hairstyle - yet!
If you need more Doherty than that, here’s a treat from today’s Holy Moly mailout:
So Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are no more, and Kate is in a very loving relationship with new beau Jamie Hince.
Jamie used to be fond of swapping bodily fluids with Irina Lazareanu, who until recently was the fiancee of… Pete Doherty.
Irina dated Pete before Kate came along and stole her man, only resuming the relationship after the Moss dumped the tuneless tub of lard (keep up!).
Irina then took up with Jamie, until Kate came along and stole her man. Again.
Irina and Kate REALLY don’t get on, but at least they’re keeping the STDs in a controlled environment. Woe betide any fool getting swept into this sexual cesspit.
Niiice.
Try to have a good weekend. The images will eventually fade.
pete doherty
7 responses so far ↓
"Anners" // October 30, 2007 at 3:00 am
He’s a joke and he’s splendid! Ever heard his music? Seriously not bad! Go Petey! Hee Hee : )
suchandrika // October 30, 2007 at 11:47 am
That’s the sad thing… there’s some talent lurking behind allo the drugzzzz
"Anners" // November 1, 2007 at 5:48 am
Yes. Why is that usually the case? Oh well, he made himself a joke and that’s the way the cookie crumbles, innit?
suchandrika // November 1, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Let’s just hope Winers-house doesn’t go the same way. My nightly candlelit vigils for her should do the trick.
afro jamaicano // November 1, 2007 at 5:44 pm
he needs to clean his act up, b/c this shih is getting old and tired…
anners // November 2, 2007 at 9:10 pm
My commies aren’t posting!
suchandrika // November 3, 2007 at 3:35 pm
@afro jamaicano: yeah, he needs a new trick, this is getting so old
@anners: is wordpress messing with you? damn them!!
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